oasis - found

a caravan of camels had to stop over in this oasis for the nite.

the beasts filled their stomachs with food and water. the caravaners went to look for their chicks.

and marathon man was left alone to tend the camels.

one camel said, "are you not interested in women?"

"sure..."

"but you are here with us?"

"it's my turn."

"nobody is around, you can go for some fun, and make it back here before anyone finds out."

"how about you guys? sure you won't play the hide and seek game on me, like you did with the last guy?"

"don't worry. you are a good guy, we only tricked the guy because he treated us bad."

"what did he do to you?"

"he smoked a pack of camel."

"wow.... that's very in-considerate, smoking camel infront of the camels."

"you are telling me.... so you want to go or not?"

"heeheheh,..... i need some humps... and surely not the ones that you have...."

the moral found in this story - smoke and hump don't jive, so

QUIT SMOKING