america - the OLD and NEW jokes

this is a joke by marathon man's american fren, peter. it goes....

when obama bumps his little obama into michelle's ovama, she screams when she reaches her ogasma, "omama, omama, ocama, ocama.....!"

before obama could take his little obama out of michelle's ovama, she spreads out her hands, demands, "owama, owama!"

after 3 times, obama says, "onama, onama!"

but michelle still wants some more...."owama, owama!"

obama really cannot take it any more, he screams for help, "osama, osama!"


do you have a joke? peter asks.

yes. marathon man says. a NEW joke.

and here it goes.....

when obama was the NEW man in the white house, the buttler showed the first couple to all the quarters and rooms.... and all the old things that could be replaced, were replaced with NEW ones as ordered by the NEW first lady.

but when they were in the study room next to the oval office, michelle noticed a a study table, stained with some whitish stuff....

"eee... what's that? that's an old table, i want a NEW one."

"that.... that's used by bill clinton when he was president..... it's NEW in a sense, that he had given the definition of DESKJOB a NEW meaning."