the helix, a new bridge opened yesterday by minister of national development, mr mabok tan, together with another bridge, the bay front, across the bay from the esplanade to the sands ir. it was 280m long, with most of it already opened up for people to walk, except for the last 50m or so that joined to the ir, that's still closed up.
he met a photographer, in his 60's using a sony dslr camera taking pictures of the bridge and the background ir, and the bay.
he asked him, "what camera do you have?"
"an old sony one."
"what you reckon to buy for a beginner."
"must buy canon or nikon. spend a bit more to buy the camera with more features so , no need to change body later on."
"how long have you been into camera?"
"20 years.... still very much into it.... one thing about camera is, you buy more types of lenses, over the years, but still using the same camera body.... unlike woman, with your same lens, you want to screw different bodies."
"you mean the same LAN screwing different babes?"
then this lady who heard what they said, said, "ha.... you men, everyday screw this , screw that. even the subject of photography can turn into some weird sexual screwing thingie..... i think your minds really like this helix bridge, totally screwed."
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