volcano - phoenix

for a few days now, the european skies have been darkened by the plumes of volcanic ashes from an iceland erupting volcano.

thousands of flights were cancelled.

people got pissed, airline companies got pissed, and they blamed the garments for not knowing what to do....

then the cannot tahan anymore, they have to risked opening the sky again, amidst all the ashes....

then the flight was up.... half way, out of the ash, came a big bird..... the pilot was shocked. not that it was big, but he never saw the bird in real life.....

"wow, what the fxxx is that?"

the bird said, "don't worry i'm the phoenix, rising from ashes...... "

"is that true? i thot it was just legend?"

"you bet. you guys hate ashes, not me. i get my life from ashes."

"how?"

"an over-crowded sky is not good for me."