susan, a bubbly, just-graduated-from-college, try-hard-to-slang-like-a-westerner and naturally happy damsel has been at the helm of the hotel for 2 months. and she said, everything ran fine. there was a few little things she had to worry about, but they got taken care of pretty easily. her uncle has been running the hotel since her mother migrated to new zealand sometime ago with her new zealander step-dad. she has a brother doing accountancy in a manila uni.
life in boracay is expensive and quite boring, so they wanted to sell the resort and move back to palawan, their hometown where her uncle has his family.
there was an australian, interested in the property, but was too steep in their offer. the deal did not go thru.
"how's the guests here so far?" he asked.
"very good. though we had a couple making very unreasonable requests."
"what requests?"
"like one, asking me to sleep with him."
"oh... that's kinky.... did you?"
"of course NO. i gave him back his deposit and told him to sleep somewhere else."
"you can do that?"
"if you offend a lady, she can do anything."
"pretty fierce lady ha..."
"mr. don't try me. ok?"
"no. i wouldn't dare to even if i have tried all the ladies in the world."
"now, are you saying i am like a witch?"
"well, not without a broom."
"ok, who needs a broom. since you think i'm not good at man, let's sweep the room tonite together, rolling over the floor.... and see what i can do....."
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