reporter, "datok, congrats..... you are the owner of the rm13-billion yacht..... really make malaysia very proud."
"thank you...."
"datok, tell me why use rm13 billion to make a boat, not use it to do something else?"
"ah... that you have to learn. look, the world is in a very unstable state now; the arab revo's, the obama debt, the euro debt, the murdoch doggie tactics, the mumbai bombing, the norway bombing.... and not to mention BERSIH II..... so i think the financial market is going to melt, and gold is going to rise even higher than usd1600 per oz.... hence i used 100tons of gold and platinum to make the boat......"
"yes, datok, but why a boat, not just buy 100 tons of gold?"
"that, you have to learn also. what happens if BERSIH III comes next year? habis lah! mana saya bolih lari? but with a golden boat i can just take it out to the sea and off me and my family go to another home away from malaysia.... with my rm13-billion yacht!"
"betul juga, datok...... no wonder you got so rich! akal banyak!"
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