uncle sam - leaks

uncle sam, "my dick is leaking...."

wiki, "not as serious as mine"

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mother, "don't tell lies, or else..."

little johny, "or else i will be a diplomat?"

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hilary, "did you talk bad about me?"

bill, "no."

"but last nite, in your dream, you said, hil's papayas are like those punctured balloons."

"oh... that? i was dreaming of reading a wikileak cable from david miliband to colin powell on his comment about you."

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"come on - tell me the truth, you like me or not?" the gal asks the man.

"don't be silly, even if i told you i did, would you believe me? a diplomat?"

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hilary, "he said you are not an american."

obama, "who said that?"

"youknowyouknow. he said you are from alqaida."

"why?"

"he said, your name sounded like osama."

"then i would say his name sounds like youknowyouknow what?"

"what?"

"my ass!"